Okay, to cut to the chase, I would really really like to buy the new Zelda game, so I would like to sell some cute little Derps to get some cash flow going on! If you’re interested, please send me a message!
Paypal only; please reblog!
It’s for a very good cause. Do support!
Now I want hot chocolate and don’t have any. THANKS FOR NOTHING, JOYFUL CHRISTMAS GARRETT.
Meet my team:
Chauncey the Chesnaught (male)
Lichtenberg the Jolteon (male)
Moira the Absol (female)
Malcolm the Tyrantrum (male)
Smaug the Charizard (male)
Purranormal the Meowstic (male)
Tried to make sure they were all acting according to their traits and characteristics.
I also realize that they’re all a little bigger than they should be according to the Pokedex, or my dude is super short. I guess some of that moo-milk I bought from seedy alleyway sellers had an effect on their growth rate. Don’t tell the Pokemon League.
Doodley-doodle-doo what am I doing. That first guy is so clearly Ichabod Crane. You’re not fooling anyone, brain that thinks it’s creative.